GUESS WHAT! Casanova was an Arian. Need I say more? (What do you mean, yes!)
Rams have a lot going for them, because they are usually striking, to say the least. Mars gives these males muscles, and perfect physiques. (Think of Martian Marion Brando in his tiny T-shirt.) And because of their love for the great outdoors, they're often tanned, even in the winter. Flocks of these fiery fellows are fair, with fetching freckles too. But the greatest give-away are the Arian eyebrows, which are shaped like the Ram's horns, and meet in the middle. Sadly, some of these sheep run to rack and ruin as the years roll by, turning from charming chump chops into seedy scrag end.
Before you decide that a Martian male is just what the doctor ordered (can you get them on the NHS?), hold on to your heartstrings. All Arians should think twice before becoming embroiled in emotional encounters. In fact, any sort of partnership can be problematic for these chaps. Even as business partners.